1 Admit the problem
Three finance bros in a row?
This is an intervention.
WASHU’S WORST IDEA SINCE YOUR EX
Your type sucks.
You know it. Your friends know it.
Date someone they’d hate.
Same tuition. Nothing else in common.
112 students signed up. They also have terrible taste. Peer pressure is a valid reason.
18+ · WashU · Invitations coming later
NOT THAT WASHINGTON
A terrible plan.
2 Try the problem’s opposite
He has a Bloomberg terminal.
She has a Letterboxd problem.
3 Go somewhere tragic
Bear’s Den. Dress like it’s the Hill.
4 Report back
Either you make out
or the group chat eats.
NOW CASTING · ALL OF WASHU
The usual suspects.
Tap anyone. They will overshare.
Tucker has a five-year plan.
Wren has a pavilion.
THE DATING POOL IS A PETRI DISH
You’ve dated
this person.
Different name. Same fucking vest.
YOUR TYPE
he’s pre-med and econ
he said it like that was supposed to narrow it down
OLIN
he said “so basically”
40 minutes later you know his roommate’s case comp placed third
SAM FOX
told him to dress nice for our first date
he came straight from givens. there was spray mount in his hair
WHISPERS CAFÉ
first date at whispers
11 guys in patagonia vests yelling about nvidia
OLIN LIBRARY, SUNDAY
3 hours into the “let’s study together” date
zero pages read. you now know his ex’s middle name
BEAR BUCKS
his card declined
so he asked if they take bear bucks. we were on the hill
It gets worse.
WRITING THE ESSAY
peer reviewed his “we need to talk” text
3/10. weak thesis. no sources for “you changed”
THE METROLINK
him describing your night on speakerphone on the metrolink
skinker station gave it 4 stars
THE AFTERS
“wanna come up?”
sure. you’re on the 40. that’s 45 minutes and a walk across the swamp
THE TALKING STAGE
he’s not looking for anything serious until he gets an offer
he’s a freshman
OLIN PRINTERS
date idea: harry styles fanfic at the olin library printers
take turns at the printer. 400 pages each. hold hands at the stapler
COMMON GROUND
the only thing we have in common is we both got into cornell
took the merit money. soulmates
ADMISSIONS
got into the harvard of the midwest
still left on delivered
THE CHECK
he offered to pay
in venmo requests. itemized. with emojis
Stop dating
the whole shelf.
Your friends will have questions.
“Wait. HIM?”
💼Tucker,
×Tucker,
Olin
“What's the ROI?”
📐Wren,
Wren,
Sam Fox
“It's a pavilion.”
HE NETWORKS. SHE CALLS IT A SITE VISIT.
something.
🪩One more
×One more
afterparty
“The night's still young.”
📚One more
One more
chapter
“It's literally 9:30.”
THEY WILL BOTH SAY “I CAN FIX THEM.”
will object.
A romantic evening at
Bear’s Den.
Black tie. Omelet line.
Whispers.
Market open.
Order a latte.
Get pitched a startup.
Bear’s Den.
Dress formal.
“I know a place.”
The place takes meal points.
Smut night
at Olin.
Harry Styles. 2,000 pages.
The library, not the business school. Mostly.
Your ex
has clones.
Bad taste. Basic manners.
WashU students.
18 and over.
Be a menace.
Take a no.
First date.
Somewhere public.
“Are you serious?”
Wait, am I supposed to hate my date?
Their major? Maybe. Them? Ideally less by the end. We want to put people who’d normally ignore each other across a very unimpressive table.
Why would I do this?
Because “my usual type” keeps ending with a 2 a.m. debrief in your roommate’s bed.
Can I actually get matched?
Yes. Completed, verified adult profiles enter automatic matching. We respect mutual preferences and dealbreakers. Invitations are on hold for now; your quiz result is a personality preview.
Are you going to ignore my dealbreakers?
No. Different taste in music is funny. Ignoring who you want to date is not.
What happens to my answers?
Opening the quiz saves a private started session. Your answers and optional résumé save as you go, even before you press Next. The Dateuhate team can review unfinished forms. Only completed, verified adult profiles enter matching.
YOUR ROOMMATE CANNOT SAVE YOU.